sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
I can’t stop making these.
I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers
my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that